a stick up my butt

Talking to Des Paroz this morning. Mentioned that I'm going in for my eye surgery tomorrow and will be offline for a few days. He asked me what I was having done and I gave him my stock answer - getting bionics installed. Heat vision. Long distant vision. Enemy tracking. Target sights which change from green to red when an enemy approaches. Lots of little text which scrolls up the screen, too small to read. A HUD!

So anyway, Des says "and you'll rest easy knowing it's running the latest version of Windows Mobile. Of course, once a day you'll need to thrust a stick up your butt to re-boot it....".

Cracked me up.

Comments

[Des Paroz]

That's probably my best (only?) one liner to date.... I'm retiring from standup after that.....

[mike Seyfang]

That reminds me - I need to schedule a colonoscopy.

[Delicate Genius]

Or you could go DIY :-)

http://lasikathome.com/